Confessions of a Self-Proclaimed Sophisticated Lady

 Sometimes “Girls’ Nights” make me feel worse

I used to think a rheumatologist was someone who dealt with rumors

Once in High School, I peed my pants while talking to my friends in the parking lot.  Then I faked a call from my mom and went home

I really like that “Trouble” song by Taylor Swift

I cried twice the day my best friend got married

I didn’t like the movie “Avatar”

I have this picture (which I took and edited myself) saved on my computer:

Three of my favorite dresses came from the D.I.

I love making people laugh, even if they are laughing at me for a dumb thing I said or did

The previous confession is slightly false

I think I’m hilarious

I had a crippling obsession with Nick Jonas when I was 19

I am currently obsessed with One Direction

  

I like punctuating things correctly.  It’s killing me to not put periods on these confessions