Things I Learned From Christmas Break

 1.        Getting only one thing under the Christmas tree is sometimes the best.

2.        Little brothers will deface your copy of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone if you let them borrow it.  Then they will lie when you ask them about it.

3.        Taking a picture of yourself, your mom, and delicious Christmas-themed treats that you made together is not very easy (especially when you are dealing with SOMEONE incapable of making a normal face.)

4.       When you eat a greasy burger with greasy bacon and greasy onions and a side

of greasy fries, your face breaks out in zits.

5.        When you get a really bad cold and don’t shower for two days, you start to

look like Gollum….or a meth addict.  Even your dad will notice, and he will comment on it.

6.       Sledding is one of the most fun things in the world

NOTE:  As you get bigger, other things get smaller, including sledding hills.

7.        If you hire your close friends to be the strippers at a bachelorette party, they do this instead.